List of Clean School Jokes for Kids
1. Why did the student bring a ladder to gym class? To go to high school!
2. How do you catch a squirrel in P.E.? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
3. What do you call a map that sings? A GPSical!
4. How do you organize an outer space art show? Hang the artwork!
5. Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during class? To reach the high notes!
6. What’s a skeleton’s least favorite instrument? The trombone!
7. Why did the computer take up gardening? It wanted to improve its root access!
8. What do you call a website that sings? A-llama-azon!
9. What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano!
10. What gets wetter as it dries? A towel!
11. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish!
12. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
13. How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
14. Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
15. Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
16. What did the math book say to the history book? “You’ve got a lot of dates, but I’ve got a lot of problems!”
17. Why did the music teacher go to jail? Because she got caught for “treble”!
18. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
19. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
21. What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
22. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
23. What did the pencil say to the paper? “I dot my i’s better than you!”
24. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
25. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
27. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
28. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright!
29. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!
30. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
31. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
32. Why was the broom late to school? It overswept!
33. What did the paper say to the pencil? “Write on!”
34. Why was the student’s report card wet? Because it was below C level!
100+ Most Funny School Jokes for Kids
Get ready to laugh out loud with our collection of the 100+ Most Funny School Jokes for Kids! Perfect for kids who love a good giggle, these jokes are all about school life, from homework and teachers to lunchtime and classmates.
Looking for a great way to brighten up the school day? Whether you’re searching for a fun way to start the morning or a light-hearted joke to share with friends, this collection of School Jokes for Kids has something for everyone. So, if you’re ready to turn those school blues into smiles, dive into these hilarious jokes that are guaranteed to bring joy and laughter to kids and even the whole family. Let’s make learning and school time a lot more fun with some good laughs.